At a snails pace I ride
Five lanes wide
A parking lot at rush hour
But I hang on
Inch by inch
Mile by mile
And all so that I can spy with my little eye
A guy
Who took a turn too wide
Cut the wheel and flipped his truck on its side
**Smash**Crash**Broken Glass
But not a single drop of blood
Damn...I sat thru all that traffic for this?







13 comments:
From one fellow rubbernecker to another....that made me laugh. Hope you are feeling pretty good!
I'm hearing the Sopranos theme song while I read this.
I hope your sole purpose for for sitting in that traffic wasn't just to see the "smash, crash, broken glass"!
Loved this!
*snicker*
;-) *madly waving hello*
lol... is it wrong that i thought that was funny?
That was so clever! Sorry about the disapointment, though.
We are suck sick voyeurs at times, aren't we?
That was funny. And somehow I just knew it had to be some guy's fault.
I will never think of rubbernecking the same again. *snort*
Oh man I had traffic.. and NJ and Long Island have the WORST..
Hope your feeling good.. !!!!
I hate traffic. At least it was flipped.
It could have been worse - a car with a flat, now that would have made me crazy ;)
A gopher on the side of the road is enough to get a traffic jam going on the Parkway, a car accident...well that could mean you have to camp out for DAYS.
You were lucky my friend. Hope you're feeling well.
You have a great blog. i found you some how when i was looking for things on our sons birth defect esophageal atresia. I iwish you all the best.
Post a Comment