My older daughter, Sugar, is obsessed with farting. I'm totally serious.
First thing in the morning, she farts her love for me and giggles. If I return the sentiment (hey, I'm preggers and gassy...back off), then she falls to her bed in fits of laughter.
She carries around her favorite stuffed animals, lifts their tails, and makes them lovingly "toot" on anyone in close proximity. Sometimes, she will wrinkle her nose and announces that the toot was stinky.
But, this morning took the cake...
This morning, Sugar actually sat on her sister's head and pushed out a squeaky little fart, squealing in delight.
I was appalled. I yelled at her of course. I told her that it wasn't nice.
And she, eyes wide with innocence and mischief said...
But, it's funny, Mommy.
I'm thinking her little sister disagrees.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
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I would've enjoyed this so much more if I wasn't EATING :)
This made me giggle! :)
And it is soooo something my boys would do to each other. If they haven't already. :)
Hope things are progressing along nicely for you!
Thank you for letting me know that my daughter isn't the only girl-child in the world who is enamored of all things gassy; and she is 15!
My son is the SAME way!! LOVES to fart! Thinks it is hysterical when other people do it!
I blame my husband.....
;)
So far, I haven't made a big deal about her gassy expulsions, we say excuse me and move on. But I'm so scared (I know it's gonna happen) that the kids in pre-k are gonna think it is hilarious to make gas noises. Next thing I know, she'll be pooting and laughing uproariously.
Whoopee.
Oh my hell. :-)
Hope everything is going wonderfully with the pregnancy!
On eof my daughters have always been able to fart on command. It's a crowd pleaser that we pull out on special occasions.
I am so glad that I am not the only parent whose child greets them with a morning fart. My 15yo boy can still do that on demand. I was hoping he would grow out of it.
You CANNOT let her do this to the younger sib! LOL. My older brother used to do this to me and I have night tremors of images shaped like the back pockets on his jeans, getting ready to invade my nostils!!!
Nooooo!!!!
Oh, she's going to be a handful! lol My stepson loves making himself burp, and recently told us that his Nana (hubby's mom) knows how to make herself burp out of her BUTT! I told J he needs to have a little talk with his mother. LOL!
And I though it was bad that my oldest likes to say - loudly and always somewhere public - "Excuse me for farting!"
I feel better now. Thank you.
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